GAGAMBOY!

“gagamaba naman yang hawak mo!!!ipapakain ko sayu yan!” ang litanya ng kapitbahay namin sa kanyang grade school na anak., napangiti ako ng marinig ko ang mga katagang binitawan ng isang Ina sa kanyang anak na pinapagalitan..

Hindi naman ako tsismoso pero naririnig ko parin ang galit na galit naming kapitbahay sa kanayang anak.

GAGAMNANAY (Nanay)

“puro ka gagamba..”

“anong natutunan mo sa skul kanina”

“siguro pinagalitan ka nanaman ng titser mo?”

“pag ako pinatawag nanaman sa opis ng titser mo humanda ka sakin”

GAGAMBOY (anak)

“hindi naman po puro gagamba inaatupag ko”

(habang unti unti itinatago ang kahon ng posporo na may lamang gagamba sa kanyang bulsa) nyahahahaha!!!

“hindi po kami nag klase may meeting po si mam, kaya po hindi po nagalit si mam sa akin ngayun”

“kaya po hindi kayu papatawag sa opis ni Mam kasi nga po wala siya kanina” (aba may point si gagamboy nyahahahah)......

Habang sa labas ng bahay ay naghihintay at nakadungaw sa bintana ang kanyang ka-esk

wela na si Utoy. Halatang kinakabahan din si Utoy dahil sa maaaring pagalitan din siya ni GAGAMNANAY...

Hindi nga nagatagal at napansin ni GAGAMNANAY si Utoy ( naku patay tiyak papagalitan din ito)...

GAGAMNANAY

“HOY! Utoy isa ka pa puro gagamba din inaatupag mo. Umuwi ka na nga sa inyo at tumulong ka sa nanay mo. “

Nang pumasok na sa kusina si GAGAMNANAY, dali daling lumabas si GAGAMBOY at iniabot kay Utoy ang kahon ng posporo na ang laman ay gagamba.

GAGAMBOY

“Utoy wag mong gagalawin yan ha, wag mong ipanglalaban yan yari ka sakin,”

“ siya nga pala wag mong ilalaban sa gagambang tunay yan ha!” (ang gagamabang tunay ay ang mga gagamba na makikita sa mga dahon o puno maliban sa loob ng bahay) ...

“pakainin mo ng gagambang bahay yan” ( ang gagamabang bahay ay mga gagambang makikita naman sa loob lang ng bahay)

UTOY

“oo na akong bahala dito”

“siya nga pala tuloy ba tayu mamaya para mag hanap ng gagamba madami daw dun sa lote ni Aling Carmen sama ka ha, baka mauunahan tayu ni JC.

GAGAMBOY

“Oo akong bahala pupunta ako sige na uwi ka na.”

“Yung gagamba ko ha inggatan mo yari ka sakin!”

GAGAMNANAY

“ HOY HOY ano yan anong sama sama san kayu pupunta ha” (sabay patakbong umalis si Utoy)

“ hala pasok na sa loob dali!”

Ito ay base sa totoong pangyayari na aking nasaksihan sa aming kapitbahay. Inuulit ko. Hindi ako tsimoso ha.nyahahah

Panahon nanaman ng paglalaro ng gagamba, nakakaaliw ang mga bata na kung paano sila mag laro ng gagamba. Isa din ako sa nahumaling sa pag lalaro ng gagamba noong ako ay bata pa at ito ang ilan kong ginagawa noong naglalaro ako ng gagamba, (nyahaha take it from the expert)! :D

· Kahon ng posporo para dun sila ilagay lahat.

· Palapa (dahon) ng niyog upang gawing dibisyon sa loob ng posporo para madaming mailagay na gagamba.

· Iihipan ang gagamba para makatulog.

· Malumanay na pagpitik sa kahon ng posporo para magising ang gagamba na ipang lalaban.

· Wag na wag itulak ang gagamba sa bahagi ng kanilang puwet dahil ito daw ay maduduwag.

· Tuwing dapit hapon masmadaling makahanap ng gagamba sa kadahilanang sila ay gumagawa ng kanila sapot para doon mamalagi.

· Magdala ng flash light para makakita ng gagamba kung ikaw ay maghahanap pag gabi.

· Walis ting-ting para duon sila paglabanin.

Ikaw nakapag laro ka na ba ng gagamaba naging GAGAMBOY ka na ba dati? :D

photo credits: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4483686590_1275808fbd_m.jpg

http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Tagalog/images/rhoda's/bata't_gagamba2.JPG

Pinakyaw ni Pacquiao

WBC Super Welterweight Champion

IBO World Junior Welterweight

WBC World Lightweight

World Junior Lightweight

WBC World Super Featherweight

World Featherweight

IBF World Junior Featherweight

WBC World Flyweight

Congratulations for winning your Eight championship belt from 8th different division. You are truly the world greatest Boxer of all time. PINOY PRIDE!

Trivia on Noynoy, The New RP President

From the time Congress proclaims a candidate as the duly-elected president, the candidate becomes known as the President-elect. In terms of protocol, a president-elect becomes Number Two in the hierarchy of officials, entitled to all official courtesies of an incumbent president, upon his proclamation as such by the Congress of the Philippines.

The Constitution is clear and specific: The title of the chief executive is “President of the Philippines,” and

takes his oath of office as such, although in certain cases involving formal diplomatic usage, “President of the Republic of the Philippines” is used for diplomatic documents. The honorific for the President of the Philippines is “His/Your Excellency,” but the proper form of address is “Mr. President.” At 42.08% Aquino’s percentage of the votes is the highest plurality since the restoration of democracy, and under the 1987 Constitution. The biggest first-term landslide was Magsaysay in 1953 (68.9%), followed by Quezon in 1935. The biggest second term landslide was Quezon in 1941 (81.78%) followed by Marcos in 1969 (61.5%).

Some relevant numbers:

1. He is the first unmarried president in the history of the country.

He is the first president with no children.

The first

deputy speaker of the House to later become president.

He is the first marksman to become president since Ferdinand Marcos (who belonged to the U.P. rifle team).

He will be the first president since 1992 inaugurated into office without having been vice-president first.

He is the first president since Diosdado Macapagal to be

elected as the candidate of the Liberal Party; also the first president since Macapagal not to have changed political parties (three presidents had no political party membership/positions: Aguinaldo, Laurel, Cory Aquino).

Aquino is the first post-Edsa president to exceed Garcia’s 1957 plurality. Majority Presidents: Quezon (68% in 1935 and 81.78% in 1941),

Roxas 54% in 1946,

Quirino (51% in 1949),

Magsaysay (68.9% in 1953),

Macapagal (55% in 1961),

Marcos (54.76% in 1965, 61.5% in 1969),

Aquino (approx. 51%).

Plurality Presidents: Garcia (41.3%) was the only president elected by plurality prior to 1972.

The lowest plurality ever was Fidel V. Ramos in 1992 (23.6%).

Estrada at 39.6% in 1998 was the first post-Edsa president to nearly match Garcia’s 1957 plurality.

He is the first to use the suffix -III (there have been no Juniors or the Thirds elected president previously).

He is the first president to have a February birthday. Two presidents were born in January: Roxas (January 1), Cory Aquino (January 25); three in March: Laurel (March 9), Ramos (March 18), Aguinaldo (March 22); two in April: Arroyo (April 5), Estrada (Aprril 19); two in August: Quezon (August 19), Magsaysay (August 31); three in September: Osmeña (September 9), Marcos (September 11), Macapagal (September 28); two in November: Garcia (November 4), Quirino (November 16).

The President of the Philippines uses license plate No. 1.

2. The second child of a former president to become president in his own right (he succeeds the first presidential child to become president).

The second president from Tarlac.

He is only the second president (Aguinaldo was the only non-drinker previously) who does not drink.

He will be the second president to be sworn in by a Filipino associate justice of the Supreme Court (his mother was the first), but the fourth president sworn in by an associate justice of a Supreme Court (Quezon in 1943 for the indefinite extension of his term, and Osmeña who succeeded into office in 1944, were sworn in by U.S. Associate Justices Felix Frankfurter and Robert H. Jackson, respectively, in Washington, D.C.).

He is the second president to have studied at the Ateneo de Manila, but the first to have graduated from the Ateneo de Manila University.

Two presidents only partially resided in Malacañang Palace: Laurel, and Estrada (who stayed in the Guest House).

Two presidents were elected by the legislature and not in a national election: Aguinaldo and Laurel.

Two presidents were re-elected to second terms: Quezon and Marcos.

Two presidents were brought to power by People Power revolts: Corazon Aquino and Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo (our two female presidents).

Courtesy of the Explainer, Manuel L. Quezon III

http://utakpugita.blogspot.com/2010/06/trivia-on-noynoy-presidents-vps.html

Lakers Did it Again!!!!

My Humble President!

In a few days we shall have realized the fruits of the fight against hypocrisy,mind conditioning,& mediocrity.All of our gains would not have happened were it not for your unselfish commitment to your country & for your trust & believing in me. The work has only begun! We must continue on the steep uphill climb to peace & to progress.Maraming salamat po sa inyong pagtitiwala at Mabuhay po kayo! Gibo
"GILBERT 'GIBO' TEODORO, JR."

"LET US BUILD A BETTER AND GREATER PHILIPPINE NATION WITH GILBERT “G1BO” TEODORO!"

"throwing back the question "WHY NOT G1BO?"

My Body Isn't Perfect..

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http://twitter.com/@ihatequotes

Happy Valentines...

Love is patient...
Love is kind...
It does not envy...
It does not boast...
It is not proud...
It is not rude...
It is not self-seeking...
It is not easily angered...
It keeps no record of wrongs...
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth...
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres...
Love never fails...
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love...

heavy load!!!!

.....one afternoon while i was reading a book entitled " the God of the Second chance by Greg Laurie, I received a text message a text message that made me realized so many things in my past experiences, how i fail, how i stumble, how i lose, how i quit, even on how I surrender my aspirations in life. This text message moved me in a way that I cannot imagine.


The young man was at the end of his rope.Seeing way no out, he dropped to his knees in prayer.

"Lord , I can't go on "he said." I have too heavy a cross to bear.

......"The Lord replied, "My son, if you can't bear it's weight, just place you cross inside this room. Then open another door and pick any cross you wish.

"The man was filled with relief. "Thank you Lord," he sighed, and did as he was told. As he looked around the room he saw many different crosses: some so large the tops were not visible.

.......Then he spotted a tiny cross leaning against a far wall. "I'd like that one, Lord," he whispered.

And the Lord replied. "My son, that's the cross you brought in."

nurse on duty 1!!!

I realized that being a nurse is incomparable... As we care for our patients, I learn how to cover my sorrow with smile. I learn how to stay vigorous despite of all the tasks that I endure. I learn how to give hope eventhou mine are unclearly seen. I learn how to give strength even at times I am the one who are weak. Nobody would know what kind of a life nurse has...Unless he/she becomes one.

Happy New Year guys!!!

Merry Christmas folks....!!!

What do you do when your cell phone falls in water!!??!!?

this happened to mine. whatever you do immediately take your phone battery out. the reason why our phones stop working after its in the water is because you try to turn it on again without letting it dry and the battery shorts the phone. now u have to be patient this is the ONLY WAY. u have to put your phone in a bag of rice..i know this sounds crazy but the rice sucks up all the moisture..leave it there for 2-3 days...WITHOUT turning the phone off..that is crucial. and then try to leave it on something warm like a tv...i did this and i turned my blackberry on and it works PERFECT. i swear it was even sitting in water for over 30 secs. GOOD LUCK..

and whatever you do..DO NOT CHECK TO SEE IF IT WORKS...wait at least 2.5 full days. good luck!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091206165218AAe6Mwc

Happy Birthday Zeb!!!!!

Its my Birthday....
I like to look ahead at the upcoming year and make some plans for how I want to live this year like no other before it. It’s a fun time to reflect on all of the blessings I have in my life.

My date of conception was on or about 25 March 1985 which was a Monday.
You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Sagittarius.
My fortune cookie reads:
Your heart will always make itself known through your words.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.

I'm 24 years old.
I'm 288 months old.
I'm 1,252 weeks old.
I'm 8,767 days old.
I'm 210,412 hours old.
I'm 12,624,727 minutes old.
I'm 757,483,637 seconds old.

There are 364 days till my next birthday
on which my cake will have 25 candles.

courtesy by:
"http://www.paulsadowski.org/BirthData.asp"

Footprints in the Sand..

.....we have some problems in our lives, maybe you read somewhere along the way that Jesus will never leave us nor forsake us, but if we look back in life, sometimes in the lowest point in our life we almost see one footprints in the sand.

Do you have days where you feel lonely, un-loved, and not wanted? We all experience days like that, don't we? When I'm feeling down and lonely, I always turn to God in prayer.

God has recently carried me through one of the toughest times in my life so far and this poem reminds me of His eternal and unending love for me, for us all, and especially for the sinner and the one who turns his back on the Lord

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there was one only.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints,
so I said to the Lord,

“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
there has only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The Lord replied,
“The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”


.....Very touching. My brothers and sisters when you could no longer carry yourself the Lord will carry you.
.....God is always with you and gets you through the rough times. You may feel alone during those times but you never are.
.....Never give up on Jesus like he never gave up on you.

i'm never gonna dance again

CARELESS WHISPER

I feel so unsure,
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor.
As the music dies...
Something in your eyes,
Calls to mind a silver screen,
And all its sad goodbyes.

.........I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty feel have got no rhythm.
Though it's easy to pretend,
I know you're not a fool.
I should have known better than to cheat a friend,
And waste a chance that I'd been given.
So I'm never gonna dance again,
The way I danced with you.

ooh ooh

Time can never mend,
The careless whisper of a good friend.
To the heart and mind,
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth,
Pain is the all you'll find.

.........I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty feel have got no rhythm.
Though it's easy to pretend,
I know you're not a fool.
I should have known better than to cheat a friend,
And waste a chance that I'd been given.
So I'm never gonna dance again,
The way I danced with you.

Tonight the music seems so loud,
I wish that we could lose this crowd.
Maybe it's better this way,
We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say.

We could have been so good together,
We could have lived this dance forever...
But now, who's gonna dance with me?
Please stay.

..........And I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty feel have got no rhythm.
Though it's easy to pretend,
I know you're not a fool.
I should have known better than to cheat a friend,
And waste a chance that I'd been given.
So I'm never gonna dance again,
The way I danced with you.

ooh ooh

Now that you're gone...
Now that you're gone...
Now that you're gone...
Was what I did so wrong?
So wrong that you had to leave me alone?