Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Wake Up Call!

Why Jesus is greater than Santa Claus?

Santa lives at the North Pole.
JESUS is everywhere.

Santa rides in a sleigh.
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.

Santa comes but once a year.
JESUS is an ever present help.

Santa fills your stockings with goodies.
JESUS supplies all your needs.

Santa comes down your chimney uninvited.
JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart when invited.

You have to wait in line to see Santa.
JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.

Santa lets you sit on his lap.
JESUS lets you rest in His arms.

Santa doesn’t know your name, all he can say is “Hi little boy or girl, what’s your name?”
JESUS knew your name before you did.

Not only does He know your name,
He knows your address too.
He knows your history and future and
He even knows how many hairs are on your head.

Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly.
JESUS has a heart full of love.

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO.
JESUS offers Health, Help and Hope.

Santa says “You better not cry.”
JESUS says “Cast all your cares on me for I care for you.”

Santa’s little helpers make toys.
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.

Santa may make you chuckle but.
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.

While Santa puts gifts under your tree.
JESUS became our gift and died on a tree.
Yes, from sin He sets us free!



Sunday, December 19, 2010

Kuyamac & Mr. Atheist


You: Today is God's gift. God loves you

Stranger: negative.

Stranger: god loves you, bro.

You: you too

Stranger: does he love himself?

Stranger: seeing as he is omnipotent

You: omnipresent & omniscient

Stranger: does he know what turns women on

You: He knows everything

Stranger: does he know you?

Stranger: and your secrets?

You: of course

You: even the number of strands in my hair

Stranger: that's fucking crazy

Stranger: what would you ask him?

Stranger: sorry i mean Him (DERP)

You: He put the stars in the sky and know them by name

Stranger: but that can't be!

You: it is

Stranger: the cosmos will always simply be

Stranger: not because of jebus!

You: God the Almighty

Stranger: can he bench 250?

You: what do you mean by bench?

Stranger: weight lifting, i guess.

Stranger: i don't do it.

You: bench press?

You: for 250

You: He can blow the entire galaxy

Stranger: hah.

You: He knows the exact count of your cells

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Stranger: cells.

You: He knew the things that you're typing here before you were born

You: He can see you when you do bad things

You: He is watching over you

Stranger: goddamn it. how am i gonna masturbate

You: He can see you

You: and everytime we sin there are consiquences

Stranger: what about my penis

Stranger: if i decide to touch it, will there be lightning

You: God gave us the gift of free will

Stranger: what about determinism

Stranger: HELP ME MISTAR SCIENTIST

You: don't worry there is good news

Stranger: please share

Stranger: the good word

You: He can forgive you

You: for all of your sins

You: not by good works

You: only by grace through faith

Stranger: are you serious man?

You: yeah

Stranger: that's good

Stranger: i mean you're empowered by this, right

Stranger: so more power

You: do you know about grace?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: she's this chick down the road

Stranger: and she serves me coffee

You: not that grace

You: for example your wife / fiance caught you having sex with other woman

You: she went to the kitchen

You: and prepare a food for you and your chick

Stranger: i'd say

Stranger: dang

Stranger: that's beautiful

You: that's grace. a gift that you do not deserve

Stranger: eh.

You: got it?

Stranger: yeah.

You: great

Stranger: i can be graceful though.

You: now. because of sin

You: we are all destined to go to HELL, or HADES, etc...

You: ETERNAL DAMNATION!

You: 1000000000x10000 degree celcius

Stranger: b-b-b-but

You: God gives grace

You: gives grace to those who have faith in Him

You: He alone can save us

You: we cannot save ourselves

Stranger: i gotta meet this nigga.

You: do you want to?

You: there's only one way

Stranger: do i have to kill myself?

Stranger: that's a sin.

You: don't

You: someone already died to take your place

You: God came to this world to seek & save what was lost

You: man. you gotta pray now :)

You: we don't know when will this life will end

Stranger: you're nice

Stranger: have a good life

Stranger: i'm gone, peace

Stranger: i'm still atheist but at least you have somewhat restored my faith in humanity despite the 
possibility you are being a quasi-troll

You: i respect everybody

Stranger: live forever please

Stranger: kthanks

Thursday, December 16, 2010

New Philippine Peso Bill

The Central Bank came to a decision to upgrade the security features of all banknotes. One of the main reason is to decrease or terminate more-so the fake bills that is circulating in the country today.

The Central Bank of the Philippines will going to lunch our new redesign Philippine Peso Bill. It's new features includes Mrs. Aquino, mother of President Benigno Aquino III, on the P500 bill.


The new design of the P500 bill features the faces of Pres. Cory Aquino and Ninoy Aquino. Jam Sisante

While the image of former President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo will remain on the P200 bill, it will be much smaller and moved to the bottom left corner of the bill. Jam Sisante


These Philippine Peso denomination P20, P50, P100, P200, P500, and P1,000 also have their new designs.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Peace of mind prevails..


The mind is like a room that is always full with stuff. There is no free space there. When it becomes vacant, peace of mind prevails.

In a world where stress, strain, rush and restlessness abound, peace of mind is of paramount importance.
All living beings have the same basic wish to be happy and avoid suffering, but very few people understand the real causes of happiness and suffering. We generally believe that external conditions such as food, friends, cars, and money are the real causes of happiness, and as a result we devote nearly all our time and energy to acquiring these. Superficially it seems that these things can make us happy, but if we look more deeply we shall see that they also bring us a lot of suffering and problems.

Peace of mind is the most sought after 'commodity' in human life. It appears that most of us are in a state of perpetual restlessness. On analyzing the causes of this restlessness,

1. Do not interfere in others' business
2. Forget and forgive
3. Do not crave for recognition
4. Do not be jealous
5. Change yourself according to the environment
6. Endure what cannot be cured
7. Do not bite more than you can chew
8. Meditate regularly
9. Never leave the mind vacant
10. Do not procrastinate and never regret

Monday, December 13, 2010

TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED!


In the high saturation and density of our modern world where overwhelming stress and expectations continue to breathe down our necks like there’s no tomorrow, where do we find help? Who’s willing to carry us through?

No matter what problem you have, God's love is deeper than your problem. You may be in deep despair, deep trouble, under deep stress. You may have deep problems—emotional problems, physical problems, financial problems. Yet, God's love is deeper still.

Remember this and remind yourself when you feel that you are stressed out in life just SMILE :D because YOU ARE TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED!!!

Friday, December 10, 2010

I love you Mom!

3 years old - "mommy, i love you"
13 years old - "WHATEVER MOM!"
16 years old - "Mom is so damn annoying"
18 years old - "i wanna leave this house"
25 years old - "Mom,you were right"
30 years old - "i wanna be with my mom again"
50 years old - "i don't want to lose my mom"
70 years old - "i would give up everything for my mom be here with me

Though its not a Mothers Day, I just feel to blog about our mom today.
I hope you like it guys.

We only have 1 Mom...
Do you appreciate your Mom too?

Monday, December 6, 2010

GUIDE TO A BETTER LIFE

SOME POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE

Personality:

1. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

2. Don’t have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment

3. Don’t overdo; keep your limits

4. Don’t take yourself so seriously; no one else does

5. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip

6. Dream more while you are awake

7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..

8. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.

10. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present

11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you

12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

13. Smile and laugh more

14. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

15. Call your family often

16. Each day give something good to others

17. Forgive everyone for everything

18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6

19. Try to make at least three people smile each day

20. What other people think of you is none of your business

21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

22. Put GOD first in anything and everything that you think, say and do.

23. GOD heals everything

24. Do the right things

25. However good or bad a situation is, it will change

26. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up

27. The best is yet to come

28. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful

29. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it

30. If you know GOD you will always be happy. So, be happy. While you practice the entire above, share this knowledge with the people you love, people you school with, people you play with, people you work with and people you live with. Not only will it enrich YOUR life, but also that of those around you. –

DR RANDY PAUSCH

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Life Is Totally Twisted

Have you ever had the feeling
That you were too pressured
To choose from something you're sure of
And from something you're happy with?

It's like you don't know if
You're brave enough to take the risk
Of letting go of everything you hold on to

Life is totally twisted,
Things change and shift happens.
So, know what you really want and go for it.
Choose what makes you happy today or die in sadness tomorrow.

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