Kuyamac & Mr. Atheist

You: Today is God's gift. God loves you

Stranger: negative.

Stranger: god loves you, bro.

You: you too

Stranger: does he love himself?

Stranger: seeing as he is omnipotent

You: omnipresent & omniscient

Stranger: does he know what turns women on

You: He knows everything

Stranger: does he know you?

Stranger: and your secrets?

You: of course

You: even the number of strands in my hair

Stranger: that's fucking crazy

Stranger: what would you ask him?

Stranger: sorry i mean Him (DERP)

You: He put the stars in the sky and know them by name

Stranger: but that can't be!

You: it is

Stranger: the cosmos will always simply be

Stranger: not because of jebus!

You: God the Almighty

Stranger: can he bench 250?

You: what do you mean by bench?

Stranger: weight lifting, i guess.

Stranger: i don't do it.

You: bench press?

You: for 250

You: He can blow the entire galaxy

Stranger: hah.

You: He knows the exact count of your cells

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Stranger: cells.

You: He knew the things that you're typing here before you were born

You: He can see you when you do bad things

You: He is watching over you

Stranger: goddamn it. how am i gonna masturbate

You: He can see you

You: and everytime we sin there are consiquences

Stranger: what about my penis

Stranger: if i decide to touch it, will there be lightning

You: God gave us the gift of free will

Stranger: what about determinism

Stranger: HELP ME MISTAR SCIENTIST

You: don't worry there is good news

Stranger: please share

Stranger: the good word

You: He can forgive you

You: for all of your sins

You: not by good works

You: only by grace through faith

Stranger: are you serious man?

You: yeah

Stranger: that's good

Stranger: i mean you're empowered by this, right

Stranger: so more power

You: do you know about grace?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: she's this chick down the road

Stranger: and she serves me coffee

You: not that grace

You: for example your wife / fiance caught you having sex with other woman

You: she went to the kitchen

You: and prepare a food for you and your chick

Stranger: i'd say

Stranger: dang

Stranger: that's beautiful

You: that's grace. a gift that you do not deserve

Stranger: eh.

You: got it?

Stranger: yeah.

You: great

Stranger: i can be graceful though.

You: now. because of sin

You: we are all destined to go to HELL, or HADES, etc...

You: ETERNAL DAMNATION!

You: 1000000000x10000 degree celcius

Stranger: b-b-b-but

You: God gives grace

You: gives grace to those who have faith in Him

You: He alone can save us

You: we cannot save ourselves

Stranger: i gotta meet this nigga.

You: do you want to?

You: there's only one way

Stranger: do i have to kill myself?

Stranger: that's a sin.

You: don't

You: someone already died to take your place

You: God came to this world to seek & save what was lost

You: man. you gotta pray now :)

You: we don't know when will this life will end

Stranger: you're nice

Stranger: have a good life

Stranger: i'm gone, peace

Stranger: i'm still atheist but at least you have somewhat restored my faith in humanity despite the 

possibility you are being a quasi-troll

You: i respect everybody

Stranger: live forever please

Stranger: kthanks

source: http://kuyamac.tumblr.com/post/1543900307/omegle-kuyamac-mr-atheist

New Philippine Peso Bill

The Central Bank came to a decision to upgrade the security features of all banknotes. One of the main reason is to decrease or terminate more-so the fake bills that is circulating in the country today.

The Central Bank of the Philippines will going to lunch our new redesign Philippine Peso Bill. It's new features includes Mrs. Aquino, mother of President Benigno Aquino III, on the P500 bill.

The new design of the P500 bill features the faces of Pres. Cory Aquino and Ninoy Aquino. Jam Sisante

While the image of former President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo will remain on the P200 bill, it will be much smaller and moved to the bottom left corner of the bill. Jam Sisante

These Philippine Peso denomination P20, P50, P100, P200, P500, and P1,000 also have their new designs.

Source

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/208501/bsp-launches-redesigned-bank-notes

Peace of mind prevails..

The mind is like a room that is always full with stuff. There is no free space there. When it becomes vacant, peace of mind prevails.

In a world where stress, strain, rush and restlessness abound, peace of mind is of paramount importance.
All living beings have the same basic wish to be happy and avoid suffering, but very few people understand the real causes of happiness and suffering. We generally believe that external conditions such as food, friends, cars, and money are the real causes of happiness, and as a result we devote nearly all our time and energy to acquiring these. Superficially it seems that these things can make us happy, but if we look more deeply we shall see that they also bring us a lot of suffering and problems.

Peace of mind is the most sought after 'commodity' in human life. It appears that most of us are in a state of perpetual restlessness. On analyzing the causes of this restlessness,

1. Do not interfere in others' business
2. Forget and forgive
3. Do not crave for recognition
4. Do not be jealous
5. Change yourself according to the environment
6. Endure what cannot be cured
7. Do not bite more than you can chew
8. Meditate regularly
9. Never leave the mind vacant
10. Do not procrastinate and never regret

TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED!

In the high saturation and density of our modern world where overwhelming stress and expectations continue to breathe down our necks like there’s no tomorrow, where do we find help? Who’s willing to carry us through?

No matter what problem you have, God's love is deeper than your problem. You may be in deep despair, deep trouble, under deep stress. You may have deep problems—emotional problems, physical problems, financial problems. Yet, God's love is deeper still.

Remember this and remind yourself when you feel that you are stressed out in life just SMILE :D because YOU ARE TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED!!!

I love you Mom!

3 years old - "mommy, i love you"

13 years old - "WHATEVER MOM!"

16 years old - "Mom is so damn annoying"

18 years old - "i wanna leave this house"

25 years old - "Mom,you were right"

30 years old - "i wanna be with my mom again"

50 years old - "i don't want to lose my mom"

70 years old - "i would give up everything for my mom be here with me

Though its not a Mothers Day, I just feel to blog about our mom today.

I hope you like it guys.

We only have 1 Mom...

Do you appreciate your Mom too?

GUIDE TO A BETTER LIFE

SOME POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE

Personality:

1. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

2. Don’t have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment

3. Don’t overdo; keep your limits

4. Don’t take yourself so seriously; no one else does

5. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip

6. Dream more while you are awake

7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..

8. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.

10. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present

11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you

12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

13. Smile and laugh more

14. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

15. Call your family often

16. Each day give something good to others

17. Forgive everyone for everything

18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6

19. Try to make at least three people smile each day

20. What other people think of you is none of your business

21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

22. Put GOD first in anything and everything that you think, say and do.

23. GOD heals everything

24. Do the right things

25. However good or bad a situation is, it will change

26. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up

27. The best is yet to come

28. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful

29. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it

30. If you know GOD you will always be happy. So, be happy. While you practice the entire above, share this knowledge with the people you love, people you school with, people you play with, people you work with and people you live with. Not only will it enrich YOUR life, but also that of those around you. –

DR RANDY PAUSCH

Life Is Totally Twisted

Have you ever had the feeling

That you were too pressured

To choose from something you're sure of

And from something you're happy with?

It's like you don't know if

You're brave enough to take the risk

Of letting go of everything you hold on to

Life is totally twisted,

Things change and shift happens.

So, know what you really want and go for it.

Choose what makes you happy today or die in sadness tomorrow.

GAGAMBOY!

“gagamaba naman yang hawak mo!!!ipapakain ko sayu yan!” ang litanya ng kapitbahay namin sa kanyang grade school na anak., napangiti ako ng marinig ko ang mga katagang binitawan ng isang Ina sa kanyang anak na pinapagalitan..

Hindi naman ako tsismoso pero naririnig ko parin ang galit na galit naming kapitbahay sa kanayang anak.

GAGAMNANAY (Nanay)

“puro ka gagamba..”

“anong natutunan mo sa skul kanina”

“siguro pinagalitan ka nanaman ng titser mo?”

“pag ako pinatawag nanaman sa opis ng titser mo humanda ka sakin”

GAGAMBOY (anak)

“hindi naman po puro gagamba inaatupag ko”

(habang unti unti itinatago ang kahon ng posporo na may lamang gagamba sa kanyang bulsa) nyahahahaha!!!

“hindi po kami nag klase may meeting po si mam, kaya po hindi po nagalit si mam sa akin ngayun”

“kaya po hindi kayu papatawag sa opis ni Mam kasi nga po wala siya kanina” (aba may point si gagamboy nyahahahah)......

Habang sa labas ng bahay ay naghihintay at nakadungaw sa bintana ang kanyang ka-esk

wela na si Utoy. Halatang kinakabahan din si Utoy dahil sa maaaring pagalitan din siya ni GAGAMNANAY...

Hindi nga nagatagal at napansin ni GAGAMNANAY si Utoy ( naku patay tiyak papagalitan din ito)...

GAGAMNANAY

“HOY! Utoy isa ka pa puro gagamba din inaatupag mo. Umuwi ka na nga sa inyo at tumulong ka sa nanay mo. “

Nang pumasok na sa kusina si GAGAMNANAY, dali daling lumabas si GAGAMBOY at iniabot kay Utoy ang kahon ng posporo na ang laman ay gagamba.

GAGAMBOY

“Utoy wag mong gagalawin yan ha, wag mong ipanglalaban yan yari ka sakin,”

“ siya nga pala wag mong ilalaban sa gagambang tunay yan ha!” (ang gagamabang tunay ay ang mga gagamba na makikita sa mga dahon o puno maliban sa loob ng bahay) ...

“pakainin mo ng gagambang bahay yan” ( ang gagamabang bahay ay mga gagambang makikita naman sa loob lang ng bahay)

UTOY

“oo na akong bahala dito”

“siya nga pala tuloy ba tayu mamaya para mag hanap ng gagamba madami daw dun sa lote ni Aling Carmen sama ka ha, baka mauunahan tayu ni JC.

GAGAMBOY

“Oo akong bahala pupunta ako sige na uwi ka na.”

“Yung gagamba ko ha inggatan mo yari ka sakin!”

GAGAMNANAY

“ HOY HOY ano yan anong sama sama san kayu pupunta ha” (sabay patakbong umalis si Utoy)

“ hala pasok na sa loob dali!”

Ito ay base sa totoong pangyayari na aking nasaksihan sa aming kapitbahay. Inuulit ko. Hindi ako tsimoso ha.nyahahah

Panahon nanaman ng paglalaro ng gagamba, nakakaaliw ang mga bata na kung paano sila mag laro ng gagamba. Isa din ako sa nahumaling sa pag lalaro ng gagamba noong ako ay bata pa at ito ang ilan kong ginagawa noong naglalaro ako ng gagamba, (nyahaha take it from the expert)! :D

· Kahon ng posporo para dun sila ilagay lahat.

· Palapa (dahon) ng niyog upang gawing dibisyon sa loob ng posporo para madaming mailagay na gagamba.

· Iihipan ang gagamba para makatulog.

· Malumanay na pagpitik sa kahon ng posporo para magising ang gagamba na ipang lalaban.

· Wag na wag itulak ang gagamba sa bahagi ng kanilang puwet dahil ito daw ay maduduwag.

· Tuwing dapit hapon masmadaling makahanap ng gagamba sa kadahilanang sila ay gumagawa ng kanila sapot para doon mamalagi.

· Magdala ng flash light para makakita ng gagamba kung ikaw ay maghahanap pag gabi.

· Walis ting-ting para duon sila paglabanin.

Ikaw nakapag laro ka na ba ng gagamaba naging GAGAMBOY ka na ba dati? :D

photo credits: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4483686590_1275808fbd_m.jpg

http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Tagalog/images/rhoda's/bata't_gagamba2.JPG

Nurse On Duty 2!!!

being a nurse is not all about money...

Money isn't enough to pay for our presence for dying patients. Money can't buy our dignity in washing and cleaning butts. Money can't ease the pain we feel being blamed by relatives of patient who has died. Nobody can pay us for the pain and shame we feel when doctors shout at us. And we spent hundred thousands of pesos taking up nursing then end up with a low paying job..

Visit: Nurse On Duty 1!!!

Thank You God

Thank You God for putting me where I am today. For giving me friends, whom I can call my brothers and sisters of Christ. For giving me opportunities after opportunities, for giving me mercy and grace. Thank You. I may not know where this road with You may lead me. But I pray, that I can forever take this journey with You. With You, my Majesty, my King, my Saviour, my friend. I know you have a purpose for me but i can’t see it right now.

Any prayer I call out to you…. I feel like I’m not getting through. Give them strength when things don’t turn out the way they want. Give them faith to know that you will provide, maybe not in the way they think sometimes. Give them hope, because some how, some way, their suffering, their anguish, may by something that, through their endurance, will save someone else.

God bring peace and comfort upon these people. Remind them of Your promise that You will never leave us or forsake us. Remind them how much You love us, and that Your way is perfect. thank you for every single one of these individuals, and thank you for holding them in Your arms I believe that You have a great plan for all of us, I believe that we were placed wherever we are today for a reason. And I believe that You will use us one by one to overcome amazing breakthroughs.

Thank You God for being so amazing.

Pinakyaw ni Pacquiao

WBC Super Welterweight Champion

IBO World Junior Welterweight

WBC World Lightweight

World Junior Lightweight

WBC World Super Featherweight

World Featherweight

IBF World Junior Featherweight

WBC World Flyweight

Congratulations for winning your Eight championship belt from 8th different division. You are truly the world greatest Boxer of all time. PINOY PRIDE!

I Kissed Dating Goodbye

Countless teens and young adults today feel depressed or discouraged because they don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

I first read this book when I was in college I’ve read the book at least twice. When I looked at the cover, I was speechless. I felt something special that I discover what he has to say enticed. It seemed as if I feel the need to have read its pages. This book, "I Kissed Dating Goodbye"has increased my knowledge, wisdom and thoughts in pursuing into a relationship in God’s way.He's not saying anyone can't date. Rather, he's questioning the motivations we have behind dating and asking people to really be honest with themselves.

Many readers who start out critics of I Kissed Dating Goodbye are surprised to learn that the core message of the book isn't about "dating," but living your life for God. When I read the book for its complete closure at the end, it begins to dissolve a noble prospect. It was not just the idea of dating my first impression, but the reservation wіtһ іtѕ inspiring call tο sincere lονе, real purity, аחd purposeful singleness.

"True love is expressed not only in words whispered passionate intimate kiss or a hug or are married to two people who have left the love in self-control, patience is also expressed in words unsaid. "

I would whole heartedly recommend this book to anyone who is single and struggling with their dating life.

The "20-20-20" Rule

Last night while I was fixing my e-mails, iTunes, blog hopping and downloading some stuff with my laptop, the television is on just to keep me updated with what's happening around the country and only my peripheral vision is working that time nyahahaha. After a commercial break I pick up the remote control to browse some channels then suddenly 700Club Asia on QTV11 caught my attention about the topic on how to take care of our eyes, since I wear eyeglasses I want to find out how? I'd share it with you!

The "20-20-20" Rule

To help you deal with this problem, the 20-20-20 rule suggest that after every 20 minutes, you (the computer user) should take a break for at least 20 seconds and look at objects that are 20 feet away from you. This gives yours eyes a break and chance to adjust focus-a great way to avoid visual fatigue.

***One good idea is just simply to follow the 20 20 20 rule.

Peace Out! :D